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Sure it is (lemmy.world)

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[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 315 points 10 months ago

Upper left is the true confederate flag

[-] TheGoldenV@sh.itjust.works 54 points 10 months ago

The only one that mattered.

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[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 101 points 10 months ago

Top left tenant just gave up

[-] Bulkiestpizza@cocte.au 126 points 10 months ago

No, they're French

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Oh bonne mère du bon Dieu, qu'est-ce que tu viens de dire sur moi ? Je te ferais remarquer que j'ai fini premier dans ma classe de CAP de boulangerie à Navarrenx, et j'ai gagné de nombreuses fois le prix de la meilleure baguette du Béarn, et j'ai plus de 300 citations dans la République des Pyrénées. J'ai reçu une spécialisation en pâtisserie et fait un stage dans un grand restaurant étoilé. Pour moi tu n'es qu'un client parmi d'autres. Je te vendrai des chocolatines comme tu t'en n'en as jamais goûté, souviens t'en. Tu crois que tu peux t'en sortir avec ce genre d'insultes sur l'Internet ? Essaie encore, gros balourd. Pendant que nous discutons, je suis en train de contacter mon réseau de maisons du pain dans tout la France et ton identité est partagée, donc tu peux te préparer à une avalanche de gâteaux, gros malin. Une avalanche qui va te faire prendre 10kg. Tu vas devenir obèse mon ptit gars.

[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

*pain au chocolat

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[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 11 points 10 months ago

I know very little French but I’m assuming this is a well-localized version of the Navy Seal copypasta

[-] aceshigh@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

unsure if this is right but here's the translation -

Oh good mother of God, what did you just say about me? I would point out to you that I finished first in my CAP bakery class in Navarrenx, and I have won the prize for the best baguette in Béarn many times, and I have more than 300 citations in the Republic of the Pyrenees . I received a specialization in pastry and did an internship in a large Michelin-starred restaurant. For me, you are just another customer. I will sell you chocolatines like you've never tasted before, remember that. Do you think you can get away with this kind of insults on the Internet? Try again, you big idiot. As we chat, I'm contacting my network of bread houses across France and your identity is shared, so you can prepare for an avalanche of cakes, smart guy. An avalanche that will make you gain 10kg. You're going to become obese, my little guy.

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[-] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

France has one of the best military records of all time:

the French participated in 50 of the 125 major European wars that have been fought since 1495; more than any other European state.

In addition, out of all recorded conflicts which occurred since the year 387 BC, France has fought in 168 of them, won 109, lost 49 and drawn 10.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Armed_Forces#History

[-] sdoorex@slrpnk.net 33 points 10 months ago

No, you don’t get it. They’re not cheese-eating surrender-monkeys because of their military record but because…

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… they didn’t support the unjustified invasion of Iraq.

Devours a basket of chili cheese freedom fries

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[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

They also, for a while, literally had a white flag as a national flag.

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[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 39 points 10 months ago

Thats the bro they get their weed from and regularly invites them together for a sesh. Single handedly keeping the peace in the building. Real guru that one.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 13 points 10 months ago

Fuck that guy, don't sell to rebs.

[-] irdc@derp.foo 15 points 10 months ago

Apparently this is what makes someone turn neutral.

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[-] demosthememes@lemmy.dbzer0.com 82 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Meanwhile, on a somewhat normal day in Belgorod, Russia; things got very tense for a woman who hung a blue blanket out to dry, on an orange balcony. The FSB had her take it down after enraged neighbours called in to complain.

[-] Pantherina@feddit.de 12 points 10 months ago

Wtf...imagine living in such a country

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[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 79 points 10 months ago

It's neat how they include both Confederate flags

[-] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 75 points 10 months ago

I am more stressed out about the construction of the building. Looks like a basket weaver decided to lay some bricks.

[-] Jordan_U@lemmy.ml 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Partially AI generated "photo"?

[-] isildun@sh.itjust.works 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Definitely AI generated. Look at the bottom-right of the Confederate flag. It’s all messed up, classic generative AI “artifacting” for lack of a better word for it.

Edit: lower down in the thread the original was posted. This was upscaled (very poorly) by AI.

[-] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I don't think so. I saw this back some time before COVID.

This one may be generated by I've definitely seen a picture like this

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This looks ai generated but im 99.9% certain that there is a real version of this picture

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[-] arymandias@feddit.de 41 points 10 months ago

Plot twist: it’s the same house

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[-] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

I support the guy with the white flag. I surrender too.

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[-] conorab@lemmy.conorab.com 35 points 10 months ago

Who took a photo of this community?

[-] Nobody@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Shop a stock photo meme on the top left, and it's dead on.

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[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 10 months ago

the blank white one is a Linux user

[-] CafecitoHippo@lemm.ee 22 points 10 months ago

Just looks like a second confederate flag to me.

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[-] foggianism@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago

This is the depiction of the building in Vienna in 1914 when Stalin, Freud, Tito and Trotsky lived. Can't wait for the Netflix comedy adaptation.

[-] 8tomat8@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

Even France is there

[-] lapislazuli@sopuli.xyz 26 points 10 months ago

Top left, blinds down, is obviously a vampire.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 25 points 10 months ago

I'm guessing some student housing thing

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[-] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 10 months ago

I would put a pirate flag in my window.

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[-] plantedworld@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

To left is the neutral planet from Futurama

[-] AdmiralShat@programming.dev 13 points 10 months ago

Test comment

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[-] VantaBrandon@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I identify with the top left window

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