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[-] knacht1@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

We've been getting dicked quite a bit this winter.

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago

Just the tip, West Virginia…

[-] surge_1@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Ohio is gonna get fucked!

[-] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 hours ago

Fuck me sky daddy! uwu

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

So, snow flurries jizz?

Well damn, now I need a condom umbrella...

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 hour ago

Flurries jizz

That's a typo. It's actually "furries jizz."

this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2026

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