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[-] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 5 days ago

Fuck me sky daddy! uwu

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

So, snow flurries jizz?

Well damn, now I need a condom umbrella...

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 5 days ago

Flurries jizz

That's a typo. It's actually "furries jizz."

[-] knacht1@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

We've been getting dicked quite a bit this winter.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 5 days ago

Yeah, this winter's been a hard one.

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

Just the tip, West Virginia…

[-] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Teabagged in Indiana.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

Coming to Bravo this fall!

[-] surge_1@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Ohio is gonna get fucked!

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 3 points 5 days ago

My name is Storm. Dick Storm.

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago

1"? More like 1'

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

That Michigan glove is right exactly where it needs to be.

this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2026

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