"Donald Trump has stated that the culprit, known Antifa ringleader 8 year old Billy Smith, will be forced to pay the cost of the operation and then will be publicly executed."

oh no, wouldn't it be a shame if someone had a big balloon party in mexico?!

Post-script: This piece is not intended to criticize or judge anyone involved. Who among us hasn’t, at some point, mistaken a party balloon for a cartel drone? Let him cast the first stone.

... ohhhh, nvm.