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The Baldur's Gate TV series is heading to HBO Max
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Craig Mazin
Lol
No thanks
Exactly. Zionist-Nazi scum who wrote the pro-Zionist Last of Us, sure he’ll find a way of denigrating a Palestinian insert.
Depending on how tasteless he wants to be, he might have the goblins do a "from the river to the sea" style chant before trying to murder a baby or something (then the heroes rush in and slaughter them all).
Please don't.
Imagining an entire season about BG1 and it's like 80% repetitive fights with random trash enemies.
first episode is just save scumming dialog
edit: 2nd is wiki open 2nd monitor
Opening scene is rerolling stats. Five minutes in you get the perfect set, but accidentally click to roll again. Two minutes of cursing, then you continue rolling.
edit: 2nd is wiki open 2nd monitor
You mean sorcerers.net lmao
Episode 2 is just the hero wandering in the woods and swinging a staff at one wolf for like 10 minutes without anyone hitting anything.
Don't forget heading to the first Inn and searching all over for that spell slot ring under a rock for over half an hour
Will they at least have a secret cow level episode? Or was that BG2?
I think it was Diablo 2.
Oh, damn, really outed myself as a fake fan 
I can never tell any of those isometric games apart.
going home to watch my Hasbro TV show after watching The Mandalorian & Grogu
out of dedication to the source material, the male characters will spend 100% of the story in camp, and the polyamory mod will be installed.
Headline after release: "After public outrage Baldur's Gate character Withers will have titties enlarged."
They should make a series about Baldur's Gate 1 & 2, and all of the fight scenes involve spamming Skull Trap and arrows.
Oh I really checked the comm hoping this was fakenews and it wasn't huh?
nooo please i hope they leave my Karlach alone
The whole cast of voice/mocap actors for the main party really made that game shine. I don't see this being a success without all of them, and even then I don't know how their chemistry would hold up with Warner-Discovery slop writing.
Like, this recorded TTRPG session with them playing their BG3 characters is so delightful.
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So its after Baldurs gate 3 and now I wonder if this will involve the tav having done a good dark urge run.
who cares they prob won't even show a scene fucking a bear
if the show doesn't revolve around someone wearing a farscape ahh jim henson lizardman rubber suit the entire show while a british woman keeps interrupting the dialogue to narrate the characters inner monologues while they stand around doing awkward idle animations for half a minute straight in the middle of what is supposed to be a conversation, I don't even want to look at the trailer
Have the characters have uncomfortable body language like astarion here during dialogue https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-2lty4R5gWg&pp=ygUNRWF0IGFzdGFyaW9uIA%3D%3D
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And just like that my interest in the show has plummeted
Ok HBO you know what you need to bring to the screen…
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