[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 2 hours ago

Wonder what video game they're gonna blame for this one

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 2 hours ago

DC Sniper 2: Gunpowder Boogaloo

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 3 hours ago

Nope, they had the Star Destroyer fleet project a giant TV screen where ol' Sheev yelled at everyone

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 3 hours ago

Yeah, those Galaxy of Fear books were pretty cool

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 3 hours ago

Pretty much

Especially with how you would be going into the movie and get caught completely off guard with the return of Emperor Palpatine

Unless you'd been playing Fortnite a week before the movie came out and saw the in-game announcement that Emperor Palpatine was back and in charge of The First Order

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 3 hours ago

Zombie Death Star

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 3 hours ago

I hate Star Wars so much, but that's just because I had all these amazing ideas for what they could do with the setting and it's just the same damn thing every time

God, for being "kid's movies" it's like they never sat down with a kid and actually got some good ideas for it

I know kid me would have been so disappointed to see the ending of TLJ and been like "I could be a hero too?, and then having the rug pulled out from under me with ROS

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 3 hours ago

it's always a Death Star

There are so many terrifying things about the Star Wars universe

Assassin droids, space vampires, super-powered clones, incurable plagues, Wolfmans, and green rabbit guys

But it's always a Death Star!

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 3 hours ago

Secretly built a fleet of Star Destroyers that can also blow up planets like Death Stars because WHAT ELSE CAN THEY THINK OF?

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Thank goodness we live in a time where we know how to treat our owls

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lol (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by FlakesBongler@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

The guy with the Cybertruck in the rich town next to mine is selling it

A month to the day when I saw him driving it and pointed and laughed at him

Coincidence?

I think not

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Guess The Show (hexbear.net)

My partner was watching a show and this popped up, made me cackle

First person to guess gets a single non-monetary favor from me

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It me (hexbear.net)
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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by FlakesBongler@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

I'm gonna spoil the movie, so if you care, it's probably best if you stop reading here because I'm not putting the entire thing in spoiler tags

So, long story short, Civil War is a beautifully made film that's also cowardly and disappointing

The cinematography is great, the sound is excellent, but the movie lacks something very important, an actual message

If the movie is supposed to be about truth and journalism and its importance, that never comes through, instead it feels very much like "The Troops are Brave: Camera Edition"

Because at no point in the film does the actual work journalists do comes up, instead you're treated to scene after scene of our protagonists taking pictures of war and atrocities, but never actually saying anything about it, which seems to be the tack the film itself is taking

That war is bad, but never bothering to explore the how's and why's of the conflict

The most hints we get as to why the president is bad is a mention that he has a third term (gasp) and ordered air strikes on civilians

Which, uh, I suppose is enough for some people, but the vociferousness with which the forces of the aptly named Western Forces pursue and execute the president suggest something far more interesting, which the movie could not even be bothered to even try and explore

To make a film about the United States becoming balkanized without bothering to even offer a smidgen of backstory as to its causes or even into the politics of the sides only serves to make the film a hollow shell

We're left with nothing to the film, and it seems like they're not even bothered by that, which is an absolute shame because they could have at least tried to say something

Instead, they chose very hard to say absolutely nothing, which only makes the apathy all the worse

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Who wants to play with me? shy

I'm on Playstation as FuriosoThe

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It's me, Flakes Bongler, the secret mastermind behind HexBear

In celebration of Valentine's Day, everyone who has found true love can go home early today!

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Oooooooo (hexbear.net)

Eeeeeeeee

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Uh, let me be The Fear

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grillman: Hey, you can take off your mask, get some fresh air!

soviet-chad : Lick my ass

frothingfash : FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK, FUUCK OFF!

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I got my pie on you (hexbear.net)

sorry, it was blueberrysadness

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