Trump Administration Announces That We Don’t Know Where the Sun Goes at Night | After deciding carbon dioxide does no harm, it was the logical next move. (www.theatlantic.com)

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[-] seahorse@midwest.social 12 points 3 months ago

Was very confused when I saw the Atlantic link at first

[-] macaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

The Atlantic had a humor section. Indeed, very confusing.

[-] silence7@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

The Emerson Collective decided to outbid Global Tetrahedron and hire away one writer.

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Unless you pay me one trillion hundred dollars I won't let it come back", Trump later announced.

[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Please, we all know that great Ra carries it on his boat through the Sea of Reeds and must battle Apep to be able to raise the sun in the heavens the next morning.

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Pure motherfucking magic, right?

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