Whoever designed toilet paper is a genius (lemdro.id)

submitted 3 weeks ago by mudkip@lemdro.id to c/humor@beehaw.org

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Turning the paper red when im done wiping is a brilliant feature

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

What's scary to think of is the REAL LIFE toilet paper slogan that was "splinter free." At some point in the past, you could have gotten splinters!

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

One of the anecdotes I came across from the 'over/under' TP debate was that it was supposed to be over because when it was under and you reached for it could give you splinters under your fingernails in the outhouse

[-] jay2@beehaw.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

Perhaps you just need to trim your nails a bit.

[-] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

Did you mean to post in horror? This is humor

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