Nothing says virility like a minivan. The proof is screaming in the back.
But if you ride a bike every day you'll have an amiz ass and they will.
That's science.
Can confirm. My husband rides his bike all the time. That ass is why I married him. And he's nice to me lol
Yup. Been taking the bike to work for the past 5 years and my wife has been complimenting me on my ass more frequently. I even got a little squeeze the other day.
I don't think I've ever seen an ad more obviously targeting the "men with ~~tiny penises~~ no self-respect" demographic.
men like that drive F250s and 350s, not Colorados
Wrong. Drive a Miata and you get to fuck girls and boys, clearly a far superior car here.
According to their metrics anyway.
Miata is always the answer
Weren’t these “real people, not actors” actually actors? I remember reading about these ads catching a lot of flak for that some time ago.
Yes, because it’s a commercial. They can say whatever they want until they get sued for lying.
It's... it's satire, right?
Just a dumb commercial targeting fragile men to buy trucks again
Please tell me that this is staged satire...
Just another dumb commercial to market a truck.
I drive a hatchback.
I'm clearly bi.
I just call it easy filtering.
Now have a third picture with a million dollar supercar behind the guy. I can't wait for this guy to make a video for this one.
Totally not cringing myself into the ground right now.
Is there any bias in having the truck in red and the car in a more subtle colour? Basically, which picture draws your eye more.
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