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[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago

If you take a camera into a jury courtroom you're going to jail.

If they take a camera into a jury courtroom they get a scolding.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

You are surely aware that recording in this jurisdiction is illegal.

Your honor - there's nothing in the statues that explicitly refer to eyeglasses tech. And we were looking forward to competing for the Meta I Spy Courtroom Social Media Bonus.

What?

[-] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Playing by Air Bud rules I see

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Yes that's why I thought the article was worth submitting.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago
[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

Can't pause the stroke streak.

[-] cerealkiller@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Sorry judge, but I must goon on.

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Stuff them all in a locker and throw away the key

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Make your haters your marketers #SigmaGrindset

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The glasses were doing real time deepfakes of the women in the jury, INNOVATION!

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Come on judge, figure out some way to give him the death penalty for contempt of court.

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

@FlakesBongler@hexbear.net I don't know how to make Simpsons images that haven't been precreated. Can you give those glasses to the bailiff?

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

My computer is on the fritz, so in the meantime, let's enjoy this classic moment the Flakes Bongler way

Screenshots from Frinkiac, posted while i'm sitting somewhere instead of doing my actual job

And because of image posting limits, part 2 will be posted in about five minutes

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Thank you!

Frinkiac, got it.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

You're welcome

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