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I hope Google invents the first general AI (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago by ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider@hexbear.net to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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That way, it’ll be deprecated after a year and we can move on

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[-] ryan@the.coolest.zone 59 points 1 year ago

2024: Google Assistant formally deprecated in favor of Google Bard, now appearing on all new Android phones
2026: Google Bard development ceases and is left to languish as Google promotes their new Google Mobile Co-Pilot
2027: Bard finally ends service, Google Mobile Co-Pilot is rebranded to Messages Co-Pilot and is integrated into the Google Messages app for some reason so you have to basically text it for help
2029: Google Assistant is relaunched with new technology and Messages Co-Pilot now only responds to tell you to use Google Assistant instead

[-] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 year ago

Google will sue this comment for leaking the internal schedule of releases

[-] xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

@RemindMe@programming.dev 6 years

[-] Ategon@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

For communities outside programming.dev the community mods would need to request that the bot gets added for it to be usable since it functions on a whitelist due to bot rules in various instances

[-] lemann@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

Enable for all communites I mod please, on my current lemmy.one account and on my @lemann@lemmy.world account 😁

[-] Ategon@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

Added them to the whitelist

[-] lemann@lemmy.one 9 points 1 year ago

@RemindMe@programming.dev 2 years

[-] xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

I can't wait to come back to this comment in 2029

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That or it'll be responsible for 95% of humanity's decision making while google claims it can't be held liable because it's a beta product with no warranty.

[-] angelsomething@lemmy.one 18 points 1 year ago

lol. Harsh, but very fair.

[-] Found@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

This is still my favorite list of google products.

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

Pixel Pass was a program that allowed users to pay a monthly charge for their Pixel phone and upgrade immediately after two years. It was almost 2 years old.

Huh.

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

What a coincidence

[-] PreviouslyAmused@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Jesus.

They really are responsible for the enshittification of the web. So many great ideas that might have actually become something special if they hadn’t been bought, and subsequently shut down by Google.

[-] Found@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

From what I have heard before its more like google encourages “innovation” for promotions. This leads to a lot of people creating half baked ideas in order to get noticed for a promotion. Then after they are promoted and leave the team no one cares enough to keep it going and they just quit after it gets too hard.

[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Someone needs to rewrite the paperclip story but with Google being the creator and the objective to show ads

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