Really love the velour floor and leather couch combination. The couch is literally the same color and texture of a volleyball sized tumor a vet removed from a dog when I was interning in 8th grade.

The dog survived, btw. A deeply loved senior lab who came from a family of like five children so the parents decided to save him instead of putting him down.

I was tasked with getting him to eat and drink a little after he woke up from the anesthesia, but all he wanted was to crawl onto my lap and have me hug him and tell him that he was a brave boy. I'm not a dog person by nature, but that geriatric puppy almost converted me, dear lord. I'll never forget that dog. Nor will I forget the tumor. The vet asked me if I wanted to see what cancer looked like on the inside and I said yes and he cut the tumor in half and that was the ugliest fucking thing I had ever seen in my entire 14 years of life at the time.

The fact that someone would use it as a design choice for a couch two decade later is fucking bizarre to me, but what ever, man.

Y'all are laughing, but they have a 1 acre griddle between the hours of 10 and 4 every summer day. That's luxury.

AI Rendered photo

What the fuck

Where the people I tell to touch grass live.

Gmod looking mcmansion

Sale History:

2023: £385,000

1997: £185,000

Good luck with the new price, I guess? Perfect for someone who's always dreamed of living in a parking lot.

Look at that horrific amount of pavement. RIP local insects.

Set on one of the most prestigious roads

Literally on the road.

I'd get the mower out just to piss off the neighbors.

Looks like someone's computer game designed home. They never got around to building a yard for it.

I thought the thumbnail was a screenshot of a really clean Satisfactory build.

That’s dismal.

Remember, this is a climate where the primary colour palette outdoors for months on end is grey.

The “enhancements” to the photographs isn’t helping but the base decor is utterly awful.

Also - how did they get planning permission to have that much impermeable surface?

Guys! I found a picture with grass on it!!!

I have friends house-hunting in England and every place they've looked at has been freshly done up, with grey carpets, grey walls and a black kitchen.

This is from the UK and after looking at the photos of the inside it's clear this is the result of a cocaine addiction.

What is the blue puff attached to several of the ceilings? In Image 25, for example? When everything is so drained of color, it really sticks out.

And did someone at the agency have to photoshop every exposed light fixture to add sparkles?

Mom the garage is looking at me again

gosh it's so ugly

I don't think there's one thing I like about this. Everything, literally everything is awful.

I’d be all over this if three things:

1. Wasn’t in the UK
2. in a walkable/transitable city where may of my friends live
3. I had 8-12 friends to all go in, either ownership (being an LLC for ownership per money put in), or with rent to the owners so they can dip out whenever.

Owning a huge home with several friends in a city is a dream of mine. And this home has a lot of “big family” areas where it could just work so easily.

They found a theme they liked and ran with it didn't they.

I wanna say this is what happens when your interior designer hates you, but I do like these stairs ok. Marble floors are so cold and unfriendly. Maybe the occupant was color blind.

think of all the landscaping maintenance cost savings

They tried to add some interest by staging it with colorful furniture.

I suppose they'll save a bit of money on landscapers.

Too bad the floor plan wasn't there, I'm sure it's awful.

Easy landscape maintenance, pity about the drainage. Why is my neighbor complaining?

I assume that belongs to a Newcastle United footballer

That is fucked. Like they took the sterile aesthetic of a corporate reception area and replicated it across every room.

Monochromatic is a bit unfair. I mean, that one wall was green.