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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

You what saves water? Setting fires in orphanages. In today's Ted talk we're going to outline ways how orphans use up water that could be better used on chunguses. Big Chunguses. Chungodes. Hayden, what's the plural for Chungus and without that word were going to struggle grammatically and I'm not sure we can advance without it

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Okay almost had me. I can't believe he would argue in favor of helping orphans.

[-] Reygle@lemmy.world 51 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

You know what conserves energy at nearly 100% efficiency?

A guillotine.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

You know I am going to argue for the sake of it

It also conserves mass

[-] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago

Net negative carbon footprint

[-] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Genghis Khan would be proud

[-] Reygle@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Beautifully worded. I like you.

It at least provides me with better returns than a data center.

[-] dumbass@piefed.social 79 points 19 hours ago

Think about how selfish marine life is, they live in water, water we could use to cool our AI data centers! Think about that!

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 31 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

In a way, this whole planet is a datacenter, with the oceans as it's cooling system. We are the data.

-Neil Degrass Tyson

[-] paequ2@lemmy.today 17 points 16 hours ago

In a mirror, you can kiss yourself only on the lips.

-Neil Degrass Tyson

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 7 points 15 hours ago

Like, a thousand times over. Why does he keep reposting that same shower thought? Why is he so obsessed about that? Is there somewhere else he wants to kiss himself in the mirror?

[-] dmention7@midwest.social 13 points 17 hours ago

This made me realize that it would be really hard to distinguish between a satirical NDT quote and something I have earnestly and profoundly thought to myself while 2 edibles into a nature documentary. And I'm not sure how to feel about that.

[-] ozymandias@sh.itjust.works 7 points 18 hours ago

God I hate him so much... Well he used to just annoy me, but now I hate him

[-] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 45 points 18 hours ago

Why do we need an orphanage in the first place? Is the Orphan Crushing Machine not working?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 22 points 17 hours ago

Spoiler alert: they need orphans to run the orphan crushing machine.

[-] regedit@lemmy.zip 4 points 15 hours ago

Ahhh the circle of life!😍

[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 9 points 14 hours ago

There are words I want to say, but I won't say them.

[-] Ranulph@thelemmy.club 1 points 9 hours ago

Probably for the best really, I mean bans can last forever.

[-] illi@piefed.social 53 points 20 hours ago

I have no idea if things are real or satire anymore...

[-] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 37 points 20 hours ago

it's great that one of the main dicks in charge of AI uses pants-on-head stupid not-logic to justify taking water away from literally everything else for a thing that doesn't work, but still steals jobs

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 hours ago

ALSO TO note, one of THIELS other proteges.

[-] lena@gregtech.eu 17 points 20 hours ago

If we restructured society in a way that makes increases in efficiency benefit everyone I'd be fine with such things. The difference here is, however, that we don't live in such a society and that LLMs aren't actually useful or better at work that people are, it's just that managers and CEOs think they are. They will realize this in a few years after most of their software is fucked over and they'll have to hire actual developers to fix it.

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 14 points 19 hours ago

The problem is we want increases in efficiency that benefit 99% of people but the 1% want the opposite and can override everyone else.

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[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 7 points 15 hours ago

I can't tell if this is real or not. It sounds ridiculous, but he does say some ridiculous things (like how millions of years of humanity have consumed more energy than four years of data centers...). But this just seems so comically ridiculous that I have trouble believing it.

This is why I hate when people fail to make it clear when something is satire. When people get used to doubting everything they see, then suddenly when someone really does say something comically ridiculous no one believes it.

I'll point it out from time to time and people will say "it's just a meme, don't take it so seriously." But we're supposed to be the rational and intellectually honest ones, no?

So why cultivate a meme culture where we can be just as misleading and deceitful as the fascists? This isn't a fire-with-fire situation. Their goal is to rob us of our humanity; if we stoop to their level, they win.

Even if he really did say this, my point stands, because of the simple fact that it's hard to believe at face value due to the prevalence of misleading memes. There's a line between disinformation and satire. Honest memes should make it clear which side of that line they fall on.

[-] CXORA@aussie.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

We dont always know everything at first glance. Expecting to leads to and cultivates a lack of intellectual curiosity. Being able to consider and arrive and conclusions and then seek corroborating evidence is a useful life skill for you to try and learn.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 13 hours ago

What he said was that training humans takes a lot of water too, in defense of AI. This is a shitpost take on that.

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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Better that than feeding his goddamn Artificial Stupidity company

[-] Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf 4 points 15 hours ago

Actually had to make sure I wasn't on a NotTheOnion instance.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 16 hours ago

children need to stop drinking water, selfish assholes.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

Did he actually say this..?

[-] voidsignal@lemmy.world 22 points 18 hours ago

He did not say this, but all-in-all, he did say this

"Know What Else Used a Lot of Energy? Human Civilization"

https://gizmodo.com/sam-altman-know-what-else-used-a-lot-of-energy-human-civilization-2000725167

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

Thank you. This is exactly the answer I was hoping for ^

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