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[-] RePsyche@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Why limit yourself to small? Surely you won’t regret eating a quarter pound of chocolate covered coffee beans.

[-] chirospasm@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

This is how I become a 2-stage Butt Rocket

[-] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 1 points 1 month ago

add 1 taco for the 3 stage

[-] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Plot twist: you’re a civet cat

[-] itsathursday@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The shitpost I was pooping for.

[-] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

I didn't even know they were a thing.

...some brands contain over 300 mg of caffeine per 40 g serving.

And pretty effective, it looks like!

[-] chirospasm@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

They are def more fun to eat in the afternoon than a drinking another cup of coffee, too!

[-] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

No .. but yes

[-] mech@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

Genius idea, extracting the coffee from the bean with hydrochloric acid instead of hot steam.

[-] chirospasm@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Heading to the patent office TODAY with this one

[-] mech@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

Too late, I'm pretty sure that's how Nescafe is made.

this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2026
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