Welp. I think I’ll stick to writing to the local paper if I need to sign in blood to have a public opinion.

Above all else make sure they eat. Loss of appetite leads to so many more issues. They look like a cutie and glad to hear their weight is up.

Of all the companies that sell you shit, I’m glad the company that sold people literal shit in a box is doing good with their money and pissing off other companies that sell people lies and bullshit.

Oh were you looking for a diverse array of actual human experiences and opinions to then make your own judgements? Here let me pour a bunch of AI detritus all over your path to get that information, you are welcome.

Can I interest you in an iPhone 16? It’s the 16th generation of their pocket depressions rectangle and now costs more than it did last time.

Stop using Amazon…

Sad soul patch

Can’t wait to pay for the privilege of visiting /r/sinkpissers

Their economy is never in decline, never deciduous, always ever grand.

Acts like this only add more years of generational hatred to the mix and deal future counter attacks. Then surprised pickachu when it happens and clutching of pearls.

And for only 12.95USD a month I can continue reading to find out about this $35 watch.

This is why I loved science projects in school. It was impossible to fail!