Alpine is minimal. That kid would show up in one piece pajamas because it serves the job of pants, shirt, underwear, and sweater+hood (if it comes with a hood).
don't forget their lunchbox (BusyBox)
Apparently there are no women in Linuxville?
Nah Fedora's a girl, sorry that's how you find out your mom is gay
Give the arch and gentoo users a couple months 🤣
Sorry about your mom btw
Ubuntu is the tinfoil hat guy who believes weird stuff but people still follow her because she is loud
a student is outdated?
I use Arch btw
Mint, or/and Bazite?
Mint - nice and polite kid, doesn't smell bad
Always offering gum and tic taks to everyone.
Takes the new kids under their wing.
Mint is probably the first years' teacher who still hasn't burned out
Poor OpenSuse. The exchange student. Pivotal to the group project. Everybody loves them when their arpund but no one mentions them
Slackware: Just sits there quietly and tries to blend in, but wears a plaid 3-piece-suit and smokes a pipe.
Slackware is the ancient teacher still using chalk and a blackboard threatening to beat misbehaving kids.
I think Slackware would be more:
Sits in the back of the room quietly working, well wearing a three piece plaid suit and smoking a pipe. Depending on the day the pipe may contain tobacco, marijuana, and/or mushrooms. Still uses a slide ruler because its stable tech.
NixOS is missing cause they graduated early 😎
NixOs is the one in the corner playing with their imaginary friends.
Debian
everyone likes him
Press X for Highly Doubt
Really? What do people have against Debian?
Obsolete. No WiFi drivers ever. (Might be false by now.) Always breaks during major upgrades (that’s only my experience, so I could be wrong here too). But hey, it’s obsolete!
Don’t break Debian, they say.
Up to my newest laptop (which is over 4yo now), debian always had working wifi drivers from the live distro.
For a real "no wifi drivers ever", try SliTaz. It doesn't have working drivers even on my 2012 asus laptop
I'm a Fedora user, what does that say about me?
You fucked OP's mom.
Hint: :q!
Sister communities:
Community rules (click to expand)
1. Follow the site-wide rules
sudo in Windows.Please report posts and comments that break these rules!
Important: never execute code or follow advice that you don't understand or can't verify, especially here. The word of the day is credibility. This is a meme community -- even the most helpful comments might just be shitposts that can damage your system. Be aware, be smart, don't remove France.