Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him (theonion.com)

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[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Shitcoins, sure. Bitcoin is here to stay. Declaring it's death for the 400,000th time isn't going to change that.

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

"Here to Stay" doesn't necessarily mean "Will always be consistent with the Rainbow Chart", or "Is guaranteed to ever see another 10x". It may just mean "It will be worth whatever the whales who can move the market want it to be worth".

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