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Anon reads Into the Wild (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 76 points 6 days ago

I agree with some of Chris's viewpoints. Materialism is stupid. Buying shit for the sake of acquiring shit is stupid. Not that you should never have anything sentimental, but those kinds of things are tied to people or events.

But yeah, guy kinda lost me when he decided to camp in the Alaskan bush with no survival skills, no experience dressing a carcass, no foraging skills, and very little equipment. As others pointed out, he went there to die, then changed his mind when it was too late. A rational, non-suicidal person would have spent months preparing for this outing.

Basically everyone who jumped from the Golden Gate Bridge and lived (only ~2% of jumpers) regretted doing it before they hit the water. Chris jumped from the bridge and changed his mind halfway down. Going to Alaska wasn't some brave choice to be free. You can do that anywhere in the Lower 48. It was a cry for help masked as a revolutionary idea.

[-] captcha_incorrect@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago

Basically everyone who jumped from the Golden Gate Bridge and lived (only ~2% of jumpers) regretted doing it before they hit the water.

My teacher in biology back in school explained that this was due to hormones being released something something close to death something something. In essence, it was not a "choice" to regret jumping, but rather a biological response. So you would regret it wether you wanted to or not, so to say.
^Can't^ ^give^ ^you^ ^a^ ^source^ ^since^ ^I^ ^don't^ ^have^ ^one.^

[-] nop@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago
[-] captcha_incorrect@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

I have never seen Bojack Horseman but maybe I should!

[-] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago
[-] Restaldt@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

I think it would have been the GOAT if they ended it with the view from halfway down

Bojack dying alone after pushing away everyone in his life yet again would've been the perfect ending to the depression show

[-] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 days ago

Idk, I really like the way it ended.

I get your point, but instead of a horrifying (but somewhat deserved ending) we got a very "real" ending.

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[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 days ago

A rational, non-suicidal person would have spent months preparing for this outing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Proenneke?wprov=sfla1

[-] btsax@reddthat.com 48 points 6 days ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_McCandless#Death

Turns out no one knew that some of the plants he was eating were poisonous until after he died

[-] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 days ago
[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 days ago

That can be inserted several different locations in the sentence and create a different meaning.

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[-] Inucune@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago

Every bad situation leading up to his trip into Alaska, someone bailed him out of the situation. There was no one at the bus in Alaska to bail him out.

[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Alaska isn't as "settled" as lower 48 (continental US), the wilderness is always there for mooks to wander into.

It will kill you, just one moose will ruin your day. And the moose are the least of your worries

you don't know what fear is until you've locked eyes with a bear.

[-] presoak@lazysoci.al 16 points 6 days ago

To be fair, an office job is a bit like crawling into a coffin. And nobody's gonna canonize you for that.

[-] maplesaga@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I spent 2 hours playing connections today and then went home early. Office jobs are amazing.

Contrast that to subsistence farming or manufacturing widgets in China.

[-] presoak@lazysoci.al 7 points 5 days ago

Or salt mining. Or low income anal prostitution. Or live organ transplants.

[-] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago

Or low income anal prostitution.

Oh you mean a tech support job?

[-] maplesaga@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I enjoy your comment, though really what's a better job?

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[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

In Alaska he is always used as a cautionary tale to the point where he borders on being mythic like Icarus.

Actually, now that I think about it, Alaska sizable pantheon of guys like this. Dumb people who think they love the wilderness, but do not have any real respect for it.

[-] Nangijala@feddit.dk 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I think there were discussions of him dying from eating raw potatoes or something like that. I just remember hearing that and thinking this guy must be the type of person who thinks chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

I know I'm being rude, but I'm with anon and always felt like I was missing something when people praised this guy. He didn't seem like an enlightened soul to me. He seemed like he was going through a severe mental health crisis. And was intensely ignorant and a bit arrogant that he could go into the wild with zero understanding of it and have a life there.

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 24 points 6 days ago

This sounds like the most beautiful deconstruction of Ayn Rand I've ever heard.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Mmmm... Checks out

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