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[-] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Those are not mob flowers. Those are Dallas flowers.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

jeff two-blooms

[-] mlg@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Whaddya hear, whaddya say?

[-] w24@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

How much moah betrayal can I take?!

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

[-] eth0slash0@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

Hey, Jonny tight lips, how's your mother?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

she says to suck an egg

[-] w24@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Tell the doctor to go suck an egg

[-] definitely_AI@feddit.online 12 points 1 week ago

Fugeddaboutit-not

[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Sounds like lobstrocities. Dada chick dada chum.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

It’s Jimmy-Two-Lips.

this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2026

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