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submitted 3 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[-] mlg@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Whaddya hear, whaddya say?

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 months ago

[-] eth0slash0@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Hey, Jonny tight lips, how's your mother?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

she says to suck an egg

[-] w24@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Tell the doctor to go suck an egg

[-] w24@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

How much moah betrayal can I take?!

[-] definitely_AI@feddit.online 12 points 3 months ago

Fugeddaboutit-not

[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Sounds like lobstrocities. Dada chick dada chum.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago

It’s Jimmy-Two-Lips.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

jeff two-blooms

[-] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Those are not mob flowers. Those are Dallas flowers.

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