Remove the text from the first picture and swap the order of pics. It makes the joke better.
Edit:
nice
Cardassian bathroom:
Man, if I ever become an employer, this is how I'm gonna do job interviews.
"so what would you say is your greatest weakness"
*plop*
I was working at a job site in Idaho 2 years ago or so and came across an old refurbished building and the bathroom itself really did look like this where there were two toilets facing each other I asked him if they often have group meetings in there and they said not often but once in a while.....
Bynar bathroom
someone twisted the knob to "poop with friends" and snapped the damn thing off!
Closer. CLOSER DAMMIT.
Ok, closer it is.
Except when there's a line, even then the 6'2" dude will use the ADA Urinal
I thought I was a monster for always just going to the first available.
In a nearly full bathroom my bosses bosses boss did that at the conference for just our company, while continuing his phone conversation that was clearly work related as he held the phone to his ear. Then left without washing his hands.
I'm not a monster, not even close.
Shouldn't the text be flipped? The point was Picard was shown a number of lights and told a different number. The picture shows five so he should be saying five. Right?
No because Picard is speaking the truth. No one uses the other two, and therefore they aren't urinals
If you do end up in a situation where you must use the other two it is proper to say "nice watch" as you maintain eye contact.
Who wears a watch on their penis?
And a little sombrero why
I prefer "that's a particularly lovely circumcision scar" or "what a beautiful foreskin!"
I have definitely used urinals shoulder to shoulder in places where there was little choice, like an airport.
Right, but that's the funny thing about jokes. They don't need to be 100% accurate to be funny.
Yeah, but jokes do work better when grounded in truth. Are there seriously people out there who will just piss themselves if 1,3, and 5 are occupied?
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