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[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 148 points 3 days ago

lol, they can track the IMEI. the phone component still works without the SIM, for example to make emergency calls. that means it is still able to connect to cell towers and you can still triangulate it's position to some degree.

I'm afraid, you'll have to cut the phone in half instead. can't be helped.

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 18 points 3 days ago

Ok, if you say so. Can I just cut the camera out, and still use that?

[-] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 3 days ago

You can buy pre-cut cameras at the camera shop. They tend to come with a screen and modular lenses.

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[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 days ago

They can track my phone, not me. I don't need it on me at all times. I almost considered a landline but they cost a fortune so I decided against it.

[-] Reyali@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

US Mobile offers landlines for $10/mo (link). I can’t speak to that service but I’ve been on a cell plan with them for almost a year and my only complaint has been some weirdness on early auto-payments, but once that was sorted out everything was fine. I’ve referred several people who also seem to be happy with the service as well.

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[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago

Nah. Rip out the antennae assembly. The phone might be a bit complain-y about it (or fail some kind of pre-boot check and not boot)? never done it to find out though.

[-] essell@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

It's been a few years since I was inside iPhones regularly but back then.. All of them had a physical antenna or two which plugged into a board on a little coax connection.

Unplug those, no reception, phone just assumes it's in a dead zone.

WiFi would still work if enabled. Which probably means they could find you via WiFi even if switched off in the current world

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago

Cellular typically uses a separate antenna than wifi, on a smartphone i imagine they're directly on the wireless chip instead of a daughter-board? Laptops and bigger stuff usually routes the antenna wires to the back of the lid, behind the screen, im more used to that

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago
[-] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

You can tell because there’s only one camera instead do the 3-6 on a modern phone

Eventually they will have eight cameras to track you, the Arachnids from Alpha Centauri need eight perspectives for their VRs. They can work just fine off of 2d screens of course but it's simply not as effective.

That cut doesn't actually go through the chip

[-] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

This does...nt kill the crab.

[-] BladeFederation@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago
[-] ozymandias@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

close, but the phone will connect to the towers and track you without a sim card.
(also bluetooth and wifi)

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 52 points 3 days ago

People with esims are just gonna assume they aren't being tracked. 😩

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago

I always leave my phone at home when doing crimes.

Except thought crimes, you need a faraday cage for those

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

Everything works perfectly fine, and on top of that all the robot spam calls stopped!

[-] tackleberry@thelemmy.club 19 points 3 days ago

Well, if you were born in 2013 and later, there is a dude named Edward Snowden who told people about this but they called him names. This is not new. Anonymity on the internet has become a fantasy today.

[-] hydroxycotton@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Also if you existed before 2013, Ed's revelations are somehow still relevant.

[-] TehBamski@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This PSA has the same vibes of the late great Apple Ads 4chan made back in the day.

Exhibit A:

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ipad-spoofing/

Exhibit B:

2a)

2b)

2c)

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https://cheezburger.com/110341/4chan-hoax-ios-7-makes-iphone-waterproof

[-] bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 days ago
[-] degen@midwest.social 4 points 2 days ago

Is this what actually got people to microwave their phones? I never saw these and thought it stemmed from fake videos. The design is pretty on point tbh

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Or old-school "Household Hacker."

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[-] bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zone 21 points 3 days ago

Even without a SIM card you're not much less trackable. The phone still maintains a connection with the cellular towers for emergency services, sometimes even when it's fully powered off. The best way to prevent this is to remove the battery.

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[-] kautau@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

I am genuinely surprised at the amount of people in the comments who don’t realize this is satire

Oh most people get it would be my guess, they just prefer commenting on mass surveillance.

I mean we have e-sim now but within the demographics of Lemmy, people know about old sim cards for sure.

[-] lol_idk@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago

Delete the French localization too

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Still tracks you when you connect to wifi.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

No shit. It's why I plan to make custom EM shielding for my devices, including my ID card...just to break the tracking.

[-] ozymandias@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

tinfoil actually works for this

[-] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 10 points 3 days ago

SIM cards? what is this, 2014?

[-] probablymissing@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

not every phone has this "esim" black magic witchcraft in it today. i got my phone in 2024, and i've got a sim card, the way it should be. esim supporters should be burned at the stake for their heresy!

...i'm kidding, of couse. i don't support burnings anymore!

[-] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 7 points 3 days ago

the joke was this is a picture of what looks like an iphone 6, released in 2014

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So what do I do with the eSIM?

[-] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

put your phone in the microwave on high for 30 seconds, it wipes eSIM

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[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 7 points 3 days ago

Drill press

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 6 points 3 days ago

Use eScissors, cut it!

[-] snek_boi@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I like how they’re already tracking me. I’m still trying to understand how the meaning changes with and without the quotations, but it certainly feels important or something

[-] AlexLost@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

This is deliciously evil

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