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[-] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago

Of course I do. The only reason not to is if you are showering with someone else.

A friend in college got in a huge fight with his girlfriend when he peed on her feet in the shower.

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 79 points 4 days ago

There are 2 kinds of people, people who pee in the shower and liars.

[-] turboSnail@piefed.europe.pub 10 points 4 days ago
[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

At least you're honest about it.

[-] PlutoniumAcid@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[-] turboSnail@piefed.europe.pub 3 points 3 days ago

Don't think about it too much. Engaging with paradoxes is known to exercise your mental muscles.

[-] exaybachae@startrek.website 3 points 3 days ago

I only pee in other people's showers.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

when the water isn't on.

Gotta set the tone.

[-] 474D@lemmy.world 71 points 4 days ago

I've done plumbing work before, it's all pipes, people. Piss to your heart's content, you're not hurting anything

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[-] entropiclyclaude@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 days ago

There are two kinds of people.

Those that pee in the shower, and liars.

[-] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago

Never trust anyone who doesn't pee in the shower!

[-] IWW4@lemmy.zip 20 points 4 days ago

There are two types of people in the world. People who pee in the shower and those that lie about not peeing in the shower.

[-] LifeLikeLady@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

You know this was the line our sex ed teacher gave us in 5th grade.

Except about masturbation.

[-] IWW4@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

It’s used in all types of settings.. Race car drivers say there are two types of drivers those that pee in the car and those that lie about it..

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago

I have a slow drain so the shower ends up with a shallow puddle by the end. So, no, I don't like standing in a puddle of my own pee.

But otherwise, pipes is pipes. No judgement here.

[-] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 31 points 4 days ago

Snake ur drain bby <3

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[-] daggermoon@piefed.world 20 points 4 days ago

Yes, I also pee in the sink.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

There was a whole community about that back on the other website. We should get a sink pissers community going on Lemmy

[-] daggermoon@piefed.world 9 points 3 days ago

We have one. It's pretty inactive. Last time I posted there someone was giving me shit for pissing in the sink. Like why are you here? lol.

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[-] lasta@piefed.world 19 points 4 days ago

Only if I’m already in the shower to wash myself lol.

[-] steve_freiheit@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 days ago

I pee into my neighbor's shower

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago

Only when their bathroom window is open

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 22 points 4 days ago
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[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 17 points 4 days ago

Yes, like a normal person 😉

[-] migo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Yes, it saves water

[-] aeration1217@lemmy.org 4 points 3 days ago

damn right. I might be dumb but I ain't stupid

[-] sparkles@piefed.zip 14 points 4 days ago

No, because it’s right there next to the toilet and I don’t want to get pee on my feet.

[-] MeowWeHaveAProblem@toast.ooo 24 points 4 days ago

Strange story for you.. I had very bad athletes foot for many years. All the off the shelf powders and creams didn't help at all. Someone told me to pee on my feet to cure it, I didnt believe them but tried it anyways. Worked amazingly quickly. Occasionally I do it still but not all the time. Haven't had athletes foot in over 25 years... I'm so sorry for the story. 😂

[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

You still pee on your feet occasionally as some kind of preventative you're saying?

[-] MeowWeHaveAProblem@toast.ooo 6 points 4 days ago

Yep that's the idea. Not actually sure if its preventing anything.. But it hasn't come back. Its in the shower so I don't care. Finish washing up and spray the shower with cleaner when im done. 😂

[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

No one wants itchy feet that's for sure

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

Prophylactic feet pissing is now my favorite phrase in the English language

[-] CordialCephalopod@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

New band name. I call dibs

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[-] BlueSquid0741@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 4 days ago

Our shower drains into the grey water tank and then to our fruit tree irrigation line, so... Of course yes.

[-] digdilem@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 days ago

Our shower drains into the grey water tank a

I've done the maths!

Shower water /is/ normally collected in grey water systems, but piss would be so diluted as to be a negligable contaminant. A shower uses roughly 70 litres of water. An average human bladder voiding is 400ml, so that works out at 0.57% piss in the grey water collected in a single shower. Negligable - but for fruit trees, a fertiliser.

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[-] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah (though not often)

[-] stoicEuropean@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago

Of course, and occasionally I also poop in the shower. It's always funny to stomp it down the drain.

[-] cone_zombie@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 days ago

I know it's a running gag on the internet but I unironically think there's someone who actually does this

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Found the waffle stomper.

[-] PixTupy@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

There was a campaign in Brazil urging people to pee in the shower to save water.

https://youtu.be/xyJlUZWwkdM

[-] Pappabosley@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

The shower is the only place i pee and as for poo, well that's a story for another time....

[-] DavidDoesLemmy@aussie.zone 6 points 4 days ago

Not in my shower. But in other people's, sure.

[-] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

And this is why all of Dave's neighbors have learned to securely lock down their entire house before taking a shower.

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