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Will you marry me? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by usernameusername@sh.itjust.works to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Sorry, can't. That other guy is already planning to marry you.

[-] usernameusername@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Dang, I kinda wanted to marry all of you

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

That'd be big o' you.

[-] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] Aeao@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Is appreciate your effort . That’s very big of you.

[-] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

Yes! I thought you’d never ask! stalin-heart

[-] Aeao@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Is that sadam Husain ?

[-] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

stalin-nyet No, it’s Joe.

[-] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 6 points 2 months ago

[-] Aeao@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I would but I’m not a fan of consent. Would you struggle a bit?

[-] folaht@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

𝄞 - ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ﾟ.
...
I can't live without you
You're the one for me
The one I want to live with
As my bride to be
Please spend your time with me
We'll make a family

Ooh ooh...

Will you marry me?
and cherish me forever
like it's meant to be
as lover, wife and best friend

You're the one for me
we will live happily
so please accept my plea

and..
si-hing..
Ye he he he...ss...!!

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, but this is a song I prepared for someone else.
Just can't help but sing it.

[-] daggermoon@piefed.world 2 points 2 months ago

Potentially. Are you a goth girl and can I call you mommy?

[-] Aeao@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

[-] tastemyglaive@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Not big on poly. Mormon-coded

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