God: Oh? Ok, will do. One helping to renounce war is coming! (That'll be 14'000 souls and 6 tonnes of silver)
Did it work?
It went straight to voice mail.
I wonder if he actually believes there is a god, and that he is somehow god's servant, or if he's just comfortable being the head of a great scam, and that without him a lot of pedophiles would have a harder time getting away with it.
In a press release published earlier today, God made known that He is currently busy uplifting a certain species of deep sea octopus. He further commented that in His honest opinion, humanity should get their heads out of their collective asses and sort themselves out.
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