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submitted 1 month ago by CityPop@lemmy.today to c/world@quokk.au
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[-] username_1@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

God: Oh? Ok, will do. One helping to renounce war is coming! (That'll be 14'000 souls and 6 tonnes of silver)

[-] espentan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I wonder if he actually believes there is a god, and that he is somehow god's servant, or if he's just comfortable being the head of a great scam, and that without him a lot of pedophiles would have a harder time getting away with it.

[-] gressen@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago
[-] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It went straight to voice mail.

[-] ZeroGravitas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

In a press release published earlier today, God made known that He is currently busy uplifting a certain species of deep sea octopus. He further commented that in His honest opinion, humanity should get their heads out of their collective asses and sort themselves out.

this post was submitted on 08 Mar 2026
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