God: Oh? Ok, will do. One helping to renounce war is coming! (That'll be 14'000 souls and 6 tonnes of silver)
I wonder if he actually believes there is a god, and that he is somehow god's servant, or if he's just comfortable being the head of a great scam, and that without him a lot of pedophiles would have a harder time getting away with it.
Did it work?
It went straight to voice mail.
In a press release published earlier today, God made known that He is currently busy uplifting a certain species of deep sea octopus. He further commented that in His honest opinion, humanity should get their heads out of their collective asses and sort themselves out.
this post was submitted on 08 Mar 2026
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