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[-] Janx@piefed.social 17 points 1 month ago

Women are like cats. They rub on you, climb on you, try to be near you, sigh when they're next to you, and we're like "I think she's just being friendly". Also, I just told on myself that I don't have a girlfriend because I compared women to cats...

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Do you have cats?

I have a cat and I get messages on dating apps from women telling me they like me but I need to get rid of my cat to date them. It's fucking weird.

[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 month ago

It's nice of them to tell you that you should ignore them.

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

there is a tend of people being aggressive now in dating where they basically like list out all their demands and then expect you to say yes or something. it's so fucking weird to me to demand that a complete stranger pay your bills for you or get rid of their pet for you, but it's popular on tiktok and all that. and if someone says no your demands, they are a weak and pathetic person. There is just this weird like 'make major lifelong commitments to me from the get go' nonsense going on.

maybe I'm old fashioned but when i was growing up you typically didn't make demands from strangers, you got to know them a bit before you started asking them for major commitments and then you respected them if they said no. relationships were something that emerged and you negotiated, they weren't employment contracts where you specified everything you 'need' before you even met them.

something something commodification of relationships, I guess?

[-] Janx@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago

Wow, I can't believe you said that!!! I was vibing with a woman who approached me. Got her number, we have similar interests, etc. I mentioned in a text something offhand about my cat in the context of "what have you been up to"... Boom. Instant ghost. Never heard from her again!

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[-] pr0sp3kt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

I'm sorry but this is not what makes me laugh. I think this is what is broken in the relationships. I mean why women has to be the passive role every single time? It's like im not ugly, and actually when I talk with them It goes well. My critic is why I have to start every single fckng time?

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[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Y'know I'm glad I am aromantic, emotionally insular, and paranoid as fuck. Makes my dumbass not even have to factor this shit together, was she flirting with me quickly turns into I don't care. Though I will say having sex would probably be nice, but I'm also hypersexual and autistic so it's almost guaranteed id probably fuck it up and go too far.

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[-] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 6 points 1 month ago

We can, we just don't want to reveal our telepathic abilities. Shhhhh

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