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[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 49 points 3 weeks ago

We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing

[-] Malgas@beehaw.org 19 points 3 weeks ago

This is more "we investigated ourselves and we're not going to tell you what we found, don't worry about it."

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 6 points 3 weeks ago

No.

We investigated ourselves, found wrongdoing, and will therefore not release the reports

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago

Hey don’t forget to take my privacy though!

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

"Privacy for me, not for thee"

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 3 weeks ago

Hey, please tell us when you login to any computer or phone by letting the device scan your facial telemetry please.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I will straight up give them a scan of my star spangled butthole.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

First of all, that's the most patriotic thing I've heard in recent memory.

Secondly, you should probably get that checked out.

[-] Bwaz@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Wow. Utterly unexpected. /s

this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2026

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