I wish Avery Bullock was real so I could wear his sweaty clothes + more! (feddit.online)

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You know, the CIA boss based on Sir Patrick Stewart from American Dad. Even if Sir Patrick Stewart isn't a person I'd ever meet in my life, he is still a real person, and I don't really want to do weird stuff to a real person, but his hot, degenerate character? Yessir!

I would totally watch him sleep and cuddle in bed with him to feel his sweat on a hot day while he's completely out and unaware. I would listen to his soft snoring. I would poke his face and see if he wakes up, then I would cuddle some more.

I'd ask him to lend me his clothes after he'd been exercising in them, because we know he's in top shape. Then, I could be drenched in his stinky sweat and smell his scent, his STENCH, his sweaty stinky stench.

Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

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