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The Tomato Method (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 20 points 6 days ago

Intelligence is realizing that hes performing blantant stock manipulation in public and wondering why he isnt in prison yet.

[-] Ziggurat@jlai.lu 2 points 6 days ago

I don't get how sales dropping and BYD massively entering the Euro market, didn't made the stock drop. May be not a full crash but at least a can't be that much bigger than Toyota or Volkswagen

[-] ZebulonP@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Tomato fruit salad is a thing. Its called salsa.

[-] dukeofdummies@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

That's kinda why I liked DC20 reducing it all to strength, dexterity, intelligence, charisma. Attacking uses whatever is the highest Stat.

Just, super simple and let's you make a wider variety of characters.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Intelligence is knowing you shouldn’t eat a rotten tomato

Wisdom is knowing the act of claiming eating a rotten tomato is a sign of a strong constitution is merely made up and pointless, and eating the tomato will give you the shits later.

[-] redparadise@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 6 days ago

I can say I miserably fail on every test, although Elon could have just done that for some uh, slightly counter productive insider trading

[-] Aielman15@lemmy.world 85 points 1 week ago

He is neither intelligent nor wise, though.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

he had charisma tho. fooled many people.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Ehh, people thought he was a super genius up until he started talking more.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

we all roll ones every now and then

[-] bunnyBoy@pawb.social 4 points 6 days ago

He was always rolling 1s behind closed doors, it's just his PR clerics kept giving him 30 stacks of guidance to bring the roll up

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

i can pay someone with 15 natural charisma to take a 20, but i don't wanna

[-] kichae@wanderingadventure.party 2 points 5 days ago

heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world The PR person he fired has charisma.

[-] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 week ago

Tesla stock is ridiculously high though. As it is in "positive numbers."

[-] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago

No no no I mean I'm absolutely fine with using Felon Skum as an example.

Intelligence is knowing how each one of his products are bad and also knowing that he didn't actually create Tesla.

Wisdom is knowing to use the Fediverse instead of his social platforms.

Strength is how easily you can maul Skum.

Charisma is the ability to deceive the police if they are asking you after you got rid of his body.

Dunno about DEX and CON tho.

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Dex and Con are for escaping after you roll a 1 on the Cha check.

[-] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

Well that would be hilarious (not for the escaping one :p)

[-] gaiussabinus@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Do not eat the potato field tomato, you will die.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Eat the potato field tomato elon

[-] fox@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

He doesn't even have high int

[-] Stern@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Charisma is convincing people that salsa is a fruit salad.

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

But it is though

Salsa can also be described as a "nightshade salad"

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

mmm mango lime chili salsa

[-] GreenBeard@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Or that a battery powered dumpster is a pickup truck?

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

Intelligence is knowing that there's a botanical context and a culinary context, and that a tomato is a fruit in one and a vegetable in the other.

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 1 points 6 days ago

That feels to me more like Wisdom and Intelligence working together

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 0 points 6 days ago
[-] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I'd say that I agree with them

Int - having knowledge Wis - knowing how to effectively use knowledge

Int is skill at accruing data Wis is skill at processing data into information

this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2026
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