A Couple Tries to Get a Mortgage Approval in an Equal Parts Plausible, Dystopian, and Not-So-Distant Future (www.mcsweeneys.net)

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Please see the responses to your questions below and in italics. Greg and I are looking forward to getting this process done so we can move forward on the house.

Sincerely,
Greg and Janice

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