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[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

They also introduced a critical security vulnerability into notepad where they just had the markdown links shell execute open link which allowed just installing arbitrary software as long as the link was valid instead of just opening a browser.

If you managed to get the file onto a person's you could execute it by having the person click on the link.

[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 10 points 17 hours ago
[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

If for some reason you're stuck on windows, might I recommend notepad++ ?

[-] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 9 points 19 hours ago

Kate is great and available for Windows, too!

[-] Jessvj93@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

But also beware as notepad++ has had a security breach recently.

[-] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 12 points 23 hours ago
[-] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 7 points 19 hours ago

A text editor shouldn't be having security breaches.

[-] RedAle@feddit.dk 14 points 19 hours ago

Technically it was the server for updates that got breached, not the editor itself.

[-] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Neither should Windows itself. But here we are. And have been for some time.

[-] oatscoop@midwest.social 6 points 22 hours ago

Wordpad? I'll stick to Word Perfect 5.1, thank you very much.

[-] SuspciousCarrot78@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Word.

(or actually, Word. The one that ran on DOS and looked like an Emo version on QBASIC. I liked that thing).

[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 day ago

GNU EMACS is RIGHT THERE in WINDOWS
You can INSTALL IT
(Well you can't install it, you kinda just dump it in Program Files)
PEOPLE have been EXTENDING it for DECADES SAFELY
WHAT are you WAITING FOR

[-] aquovie@lemmy.cafe 2 points 14 hours ago

Well, since you asked... I'm waiting for guile-emacs to make a breakout like neovim did.

[-] RainbowBlite@piefed.ca 102 points 1 day ago

Notepad's sole purpose is to remove formatting from copied text.

[-] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 1 points 18 hours ago

It still does that job perfectly fine.

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wait what the frick since when were they updating Notepad

[-] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Since Microslop Windooze 11:Enshittified Edition.

Win 11 has been a privacy/anonymity/usability nightmare. Thanks in no small part to MS enshittifying absolutely every corner of it with AI. Right down to grabbing it by the notepad.

[-] Master_Increase_4625@indie-ver.se 1 points 4 hours ago

And that's why I still run Win10 with 0patch.

[-] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 2 points 18 hours ago

Since last year.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Tabs were a welcome addition, but that's where the good idea train swiftly leaves the rails.

What we needed was a built-in hex editor, and maybe some better tools for working with unicode that you can't just type in on whatever keyboard you have.

Instead, they turned it into WordPad, which we already have.

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[-] REDACTED@infosec.pub 122 points 1 day ago

Isn't notepad an LLM client now?

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Unfortunately it has a use. Microsoft discontinued WordPad

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