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[-] REDACTED@infosec.pub 125 points 1 month ago

Isn't notepad an LLM client now?

[-] the_beber@feddit.org 51 points 1 month ago

Feels like everything is. Might as well describe every app by it‘s (now) secondary function.

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 20 points 1 month ago

Some apps just have it as primary function now...

[-] habitualTartare@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Waiting for the rename to copad AI.

[-] REDACTED@infosec.pub 14 points 1 month ago
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[-] RainbowBlite@piefed.ca 106 points 1 month ago

Notepad's sole purpose is to remove formatting from copied text.

[-] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 56 points 1 month ago

ctrl+shift+v is your friend

[-] 3abas@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago

Doesn't work everywhere...

[-] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 month ago

Unsurprisingly Microsoft products are the least consistent with it

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[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago

Not always (looking angrily at you Outlook, meanwhile your brother Excel excels (ha!) at doing this while inputting data).

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[-] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 65 points 1 month ago

So… they removed Wordpad to push people into using Word… and now they removed Notepad to push people into… this monstrosity? Why does Notepad support hyperlinks now?

Back when I used Notepad, it was to strip out rich text formatting and reliably get consistently distinct text, especially if I configured it to use a monospace font. Now I have to worry about embedded hyperlinks sending me to God-knows-where?

[-] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 41 points 1 month ago

If you are stuck in Windows, use Notepad++.

Control + Shift + V pastes as plain text.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago
[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I always thought the default font used by notepad, courier, is monospace. But I mostly stopped using windows years ago so maybe that changed

[-] Malix@sopuli.xyz 61 points 1 month ago

notepad has formatting now? o_O

does it produce markdown or something?

[-] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 98 points 1 month ago

Yep it’s markdown, and yep they had a CVE with second highest grade cause of it

[-] Malix@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 month ago

heh, ofc. Apparently something to do with file:// and such uri handling, apparently executing local files? Yikes.

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[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

It's a UWP (i think? they renamed the platform twice already) vibecoded app now, notepad.exe still around.

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[-] marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 month ago

Notepad++ gang, rise, claim your kingdom.

[-] RedSnt@feddit.dk 13 points 1 month ago
[-] Carighan@piefed.world 24 points 1 month ago

Well it's a 23y old application that had one issue where the dev's machine got infected, and it was handled ~instantly.

What's the actual problem here?

[-] otterpop@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

This isn't the first time that application has had problems either, the CIA hacked it because it was loading unsigned DLLs: https://notepad-plus-plus.org/news/v733-fix-cia-hacking-npp-issue/

To be fair it's one of the most popular text editors so it's not surprising nation states would target them, and it's hard to block someone with those kinds of resources.

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 12 points 1 month ago

Instantly? The article says “lasted for almost half a year”

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[-] zwerg@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago
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[-] kuneho@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

the point and strength of notepad was that it opened immediately, no bullshit, you can write text and that's all.

I suspect that's not the case anymore.

[-] duckCityComplex@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Nope, now (by default) it opens all the files you had open the last time you used Notepad. You can turn it off, but it's annoying.

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

If for some reason you're stuck on windows, might I recommend notepad++ ?

[-] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago

Kate is great and available for Windows, too!

[-] Jessvj93@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

But also beware as notepad++ has had a security breach recently.

[-] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago
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[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Tabs were a welcome addition, but that's where the good idea train swiftly leaves the rails.

What we needed was a built-in hex editor, and maybe some better tools for working with unicode that you can't just type in on whatever keyboard you have.

Instead, they turned it into WordPad, which we already have.

[-] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Its not even wordpad. It only supports markdown not rtf... it only exists so they could easily shove copilot into it.

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[-] ryper@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The Notepad getting junk added is a Microsoft Store app. The old notepad.exe is still usable.

[-] luciole@beehaw.org 10 points 1 month ago

And as for all things Windows 11 a tutorial is needed to painstakingly wade through every inch of bullshit.

[-] foofighter@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Huh. That write up seems pretty useful. It's so weird that the redesigned app is just an alias to the old and untouched app that's still sitting in system32

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[-] baller_w@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 month ago

I’ve totally fallen for markdown. I want more normies to know about it.

All the nice things about rich text with none of the Word.

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Unfortunately it has a use. Microsoft discontinued WordPad

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[-] daychilde@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

If you use the formatting bar to format text, it unlocks the View→Markdown menu which has two options - Markdown or Syntax. This allows you to toggle seeing the source or formatted markdown.

If you do not use the formatting bar to format text, markdown is not enabled. I manually typed in text in markdown format and the menu didn't un-grey.

You can go into the app settings and turn off formatting, which will hide the formatting toolbar.

I think you really have to work hard to be offended by this.

Additionally, for those Notepad Purists™ who are offended by any features being added… Tabs are handy. And having it auto-save drafts and auto-open them is also handy - for me. Maybe you don't like that, but you can disable the auto-save in settings. Can't turn off tabs, but you can set it to open in new windows, so pretty close to disabling that.

If this is what drives you over the edge to use Linux........ okay, bud, have it your way - and I'm a Linux enthusiast, so I'm all for it. But being pissed off by something you have to specifically enable seems a bit silly to me. It's the hallmark of fascism - "Other people have the right to exist! FUCK THAT!" - a little hyperbolic, but the principle is vaguely the same. :P (And what's the internet without hyperbole? :) )

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[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 month ago

My week as a windows forced office worker just peaked having seen this meme.

[-] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Notepad, the app I literally only ever use accidentally, or to edit a PC's hosts file.. Ah yes, this definitely needs CoPilot and markdown formatting.

All it needed was a dark mode to match modern Windows light/dark theming, done.

The additional shit (markdown, CoPilot?!) is just noise, intrusions, and vulnerabilities.

[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 month ago

GNU EMACS is RIGHT THERE in WINDOWS
You can INSTALL IT
(Well you can't install it, you kinda just dump it in Program Files)
PEOPLE have been EXTENDING it for DECADES SAFELY
WHAT are you WAITING FOR

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[-] Carighan@piefed.world 11 points 1 month ago

I mean you're right, but also look at what emacs or vim are doing on the linux side. Overloading your notepad application is hardly a concept birthed on Windows.

[-] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 21 points 1 month ago

I'd argue the Linux equivalent is more something like nano, and I wouldn't say nano is overloaded

[-] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Vim has kept to simple sanity.

We don't talk about LazyVim.

Edit: I heard Emacs might be getting a text editor added soon.

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[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Are you saying that extensibility is the same thing as bloat? Weird take if so.

[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago

I understand Notepad++ is pretty cool?

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[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

They also introduced a critical security vulnerability into notepad where they just had the markdown links shell execute open link which allowed just installing arbitrary software as long as the link was valid instead of just opening a browser.

If you managed to get the file onto a person's you could execute it by having the person click on the link.

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