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submitted 18 hours ago by luthis@lemmy.nz to c/linux@lemmy.ml

Not strictly Linux..

But after reading about SystemD I realised that TempleOS would fall under the laws but there's no way in hell that's getting updated. There's gotta be some amazing way to troll the lawmakers with this.

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[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 36 points 12 hours ago

It's a bit hard for him to comply. Why, you ask? Well, for starter, he's dead.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 15 points 12 hours ago

I'm getting to old for this age verification bullshit.

[-] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 8 points 12 hours ago

Those getting too old for this are the ones who are 14

[-] HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip 30 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

"You wouldn't ask to put age verification on a Bible would you mister representative?"

[-] msage@programming.dev 16 points 11 hours ago

If those people actually read the bible, they would never let a child near it.

[-] cravl@slrpnk.net 0 points 49 minutes ago

If they actually read the Bible, they would never ~~let a child near it~~ go near a child.

ftfy

[-] fmtx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 69 points 16 hours ago

"Does anyone else find it weird that all the Linux users were born on Jan 1st, 1970?"

[-] Kalashnikov@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 12 hours ago

Huh! Never thought about that. I too was born on January 1st 1970

[-] MissingGhost@lemmy.ml 3 points 12 hours ago

On Steam, in am often 126 years old.

[-] hendrik@palaver.p3x.de 66 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Yeah, and I'd say it's a bit questionable whether California even has jurisdiction over revelations from God himself.

Also, I don't think it does networking and app stores 😄

[-] lime@feddit.nu 39 points 17 hours ago

there is a networking module in the Shrine fork. i think its internal name is "heretic" as it is against god's will.

[-] moody@lemmings.world 21 points 15 hours ago

TempleOS would fall under the laws

So would DOS and Windows 95, but those haven't had any updates in a couple years. Surely they'll be updated to comply.

[-] MissingGhost@lemmy.ml 12 points 12 hours ago

FreeDOS' latest version is from 2025. Guess they would be required to comply. They don't even have user accounts...

[-] Labfox@lemmy.labfox.fr 29 points 17 hours ago

SystemD is only adding the possibility to store an age for the user, and the PR is being debated still

[-] Mordikan@kbin.earth 3 points 7 hours ago

I think the point people are making here is why does systemd need to store an age for the user.

[-] Labfox@lemmy.labfox.fr 4 points 7 hours ago

It can already store location data and other random metadata

[-] Mihies@programming.dev 11 points 12 hours ago

Why would a glorified scheduling service need to store my birthday? Or age. Am I soon supposed to show/store my ID to all services running on my computer?

[-] Mordikan@kbin.earth 3 points 7 hours ago

An equally valid question is why does a glorified scheduling service want to act as my UEFI boot manager?

[-] Labfox@lemmy.labfox.fr 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

The systemd service in question is probably already managing your accounts (if you've got systemd, that is)

[-] Mihies@programming.dev 1 points 7 hours ago

It may be so, but it doesn't know my birthday nor my ID 🤷

[-] msage@programming.dev 6 points 11 hours ago

Trojan horse, so to speak.

Preemtive capitulation is a loss for everyone but the fascists.

[-] org@lemmy.org 5 points 13 hours ago

Good way to lose your market share overnight

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 6 hours ago

Ah yes, systemd is gonna lose so many sales over this, they're gonna have to lower their monthly subscription price from $0.00 to a measly $0.00

[-] org@lemmy.org 1 points 3 hours ago
this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2026
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