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Chuck Norris Jokes Api (api.chucknorris.io)
submitted 6 hours ago by QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Rest in RIP Chuck Norris.

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[-] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 26 points 6 hours ago

Fuck Chuck Norris, he was an asshole.

[-] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 16 points 6 hours ago

Just read that he was a Trump-supporting Republican, I understand why you called him an asshole.

[-] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 14 points 6 hours ago

He was, and a christian right dickhead for years and years before that. Like self proclaimed fan of Ronald Reagan. Publicly supported prop 8 in California (same sex marriage ban). A birther jackass.

I will drink in celebration tonight of the world having one less christofascist evangelical pile of shit in it.

[-] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 3 points 4 hours ago

Rest in piss, bigot

[-] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Chuck Norris doesn't have death, death has Chuck Norris.

This isn't a great loss to the world tbh, he turned in to a real dickhead. He was probably always a prick but not like recently.

"Don't speak ill of the dead!" Go fuck yourself.

[-] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 5 points 6 hours ago

Nah.

At least 40 years of being scum.

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

[-] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 hours ago

when Chuck Norris dies he will attend his own funirel

Oh boy

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