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You're missing at least five (media.piefed.zip)

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[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 31 minutes ago* (last edited 30 minutes ago)

Verification can?

[-] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

dont forget about log in with neocities

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 2 hours ago

Can I log in with my ass?

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 1 hour ago

No, It must be an ass word, not just your ass

[-] Horsey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Found the Filipino

[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 20 points 3 hours ago

[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago

I'm a big fan of "Login with a potato" lol

[-] nimisnimi@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago

PID - ~~personal~~ Potato ID

[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I'm digging 'login with caution.' I like to think it's mostly the same generic login page but with 'Warning: you are logging into site X. This will involve the use of your sensitive login credentials. Take precautions against their loss or theft.' and yellow/black hazard tape borders on every div.

[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Yeah, I agree with that one. That was actually the first one that caught my eye for the same reason. Something about login with a potato is just hilarious to me for some reason.

[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 5 points 1 hour ago

A unique identifier potato.

"THIS IS MY POTATO!

THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!"

[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Finally a kind of biometric login that I can get behind.

[-] ryper@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 hours ago

[-] communism@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago

Haha I used to do this all the time for my credit card PIN. Every time I had to enter it I had to get out a calculator as I didn't remember the four-digit number but I did remember the expression I used to derive it.

[-] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Creating a pin with the number pad then having to remember it with a normal keyboard... 🫠

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 2 hours ago

In some languages the base layer of the number row is taken up by weird characters so people prefer the numpad to holding Shift, and laptops without one sell poorly

[-] titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

I think you have too many pixels in this picture.

[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 16 points 3 hours ago

What PDF should I use to log in?

[-] darkmogool@feddit.org 6 points 2 hours ago

yes

[-] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 hours ago

credit card login in my mind: registration by account balance. To be able to login, match your balance to the same amount you had at the time of registration

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I log in by scanning my ass on the office printer. I have a very distinct butthole print.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 hours ago

[-] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 4 hours ago

Yes, you did: OpenID.

I remember when I first read about it (late 2000s? not sure when), I thought it was an awesome idea and surely the web of the future would be full of "log in with OpenID" buttons.

Instead it is now full of "log in with Google", "log in with Facebook", "log in with Microsoft" buttons.

[-] Scribbd@feddit.nl 15 points 3 hours ago

It is just a framework. OpenID en OIDC are probably used by those companies to federate user access.

[-] Atlusb@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

[-] gil2455526@lemmy.eco.br 19 points 5 hours ago

It is missing the Brazilian gov.br login.

[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 118 points 7 hours ago

"Login with your Address"

Insert address
Letter is send
Introduce code from the letter to authenticate

Who will implement this?

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 hour ago

OMG Verizon.

I JUST saw this yesterday when resetting my password.

I expect they just mail you a temporary password with 2FA turned off.

[-] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

Token has expired. Please try again.

[-] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 hours ago

Ahahah ah. Germany sends its regards.

[-] Sirence@feddit.org 9 points 4 hours ago

I'm currently waiting on two separate authentication codes in the mail so the answer is, it's already implemented quite often.

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[-] a4ng3l@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

My healthcare governmental insurance… last time I had to request a password. Took 2 good weeks. Fucking crazy inefficient process for an application that in the end exposes close to zero PII. The juicy stuff is behind another account with 2FA and more.