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Cat camouflage pattern (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 days ago

Too bad it's such a small tile. Does this have a larger source, I need this for fabric

[-] tpyo@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

This is the best I could do on a crappy phone app, but it does repeat. You just need to align it properly. There's a little overlap on the edges, maybe to make squares for quilting?

Here's it laid out in a 2x2 grid; you can see where the kitty legs and head extend into the adjacent panels in the center for instance

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago
[-] tpyo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Hey, no problem! It was fun to do, if a bit frustrating on the small screen

It was rewarding to see your ask and being able to moderately fulfill it

I tried making a bigger swatch but it wasn't working

(Also I'm open to suggestions for good android photo editing, collage making,.. apps)

[-] pedz@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 days ago

The French call it chamouflage.

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Also available in camelflage for dessert scenarios

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[-] Triumph@fedia.io 15 points 3 days ago

Catmouphlage, it was right there.

[-] rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 days ago
[-] Klear@quokk.au 5 points 3 days ago

Yes, she knows it's a multicat.

[-] LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

In WWII, experimental weapons:

Since cats reach their terminal velocity after just aprox 3 stories fall, and are therefore better than likely to survive a drop from any height...

Allied Air Command recruited vets for the war effort, had them surgically plant incendiary bombs on timers in stray cats.

They were then airdropped over German cities, whence they would hide in flammable refuse, as cats are wont to do.

When the synchronized fuses later went off, multiple starting points created a massive firestorm, killing 10s of thousands.

Meow

[-] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

This is perfect for me, as I can disappear into a pile of cats and not be seen.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 7 points 3 days ago

as long as most of them are green

[-] bran_buckler@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

That’s the dream right there!

[-] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago
[-] Triumph@fedia.io 2 points 3 days ago

You have bested me.

Is that made from real cats?

[-] phx@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

The purrrrfect camouflage

this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
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