set your rgb to red to make it faster
If something breaks, set it to green for a while so it can regen.
If it’s getting too hot, set it to blue to make it cool down
Unexpected 40k Ork logic in the wild?!? Much like!
Anyone who refers to their possessions by the corporate trademark and coddles it like a newborn really will believe they've ruined it. It's not a PC, it's a Mac. It's not a car, it's an Alfa. It's not a vacuum, it's a Dyson. It's not a smoker, it's a Traeger. And so on. Talking to these people is like talking to someone with a mental illness.
It's not a tissue, it's a Kleenex.
Tbf some of these brands get so tied to the product that people forget that that's just the brand and their not the only ones who make that product. I've been bothered before by people calling any suv a Jeep whether it was a Jeep or not, but on the other hand I didn't know that Dremel was a company until embarrassingly recently.
“It’s not a vibrator, it’s an INEZ”
Smdh.
Holy shit, $20,000 USD?!
No worries, you can also do it in 4 payments of a measly $5.000
One of my old roommates was a heavy smoker and dear God the inside of his computer was a nightmare.
The answer to both is: "No, not really."
Linux user here. My daily driver:

Haa, that looks just like one I worked on in 97
Distribution center, completely automated, little whitebox hanging out over a 20 ft drop strapped to a conveyor belt.
Hey Rumba, Node 17 is dropping a lot of packets, go check on it.
I get out there, unstrapped the lid (they had a belt around it instead of screws, give where it was, i was thankful.
lifted the lid and cardboard dust just billowed out. It was a 386 or maybe a 486sx no cpu fan, but it was full up to the PS with box dust, i took it down to the floor and blew it out, put it right back in service, lasted longer than the plant.
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