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Trust me bro!
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I'm torn between wanting to opt-out because it's morally correct, or remaining opted-in so I can poison AI models with my terrible code.
so I can poison AI models with my terrible code.
Don't forget to teach it obscenities and yell at it whenever it fucks something up!
Nah, guarantee the models have rules built in to deal with obvious stuff like that.
You need to be more subtle. Give them information that is slightly wrong.
Perhaps by generating a bunch of complex copilot code to upload. It's easy to mass produce and would look plausibly functional.
Training AI models on AI content is the fastest route to model collapse.
... and tell it things, that are slightly obscene
Just need to use less obvious insults, a la, "your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries"
Still poisons the model with something an end user won't like, but isn't easy enough to train out
Artisanal crap code.
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I signed up to github purely to opt in and upload terrible python code.
If they desperately want to train the idiot machine on my awful self-taught code, that's on them.
Chaotic good
Step one: Download a C or CPP repository.
Step two: Replace all semicolons with a greek comma.
Step three: ??
Step four: Poison Copilot, so that it randomly insert greek comas that the compilers totally choke on.
Name all your variables poorly and with swear words
You're using copilot??
No, you don't have to use it for it to take your code for training.
Yeah all you have to do is commit anything to GitHub
They’re scraping all the code regardless of your preferences. I guarantee it.
All open source software is being scraped, on github or not!
Don't worry, the models already spit out poor code quality.
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Opted Out and moved all to codeberg
How is codeberg?
Has everything I need, but not more
My god, this is such a positive review these days.
i love codeberg, though i haven’t had a chance to test the collaboration features all that much
It's great. I also self-host my own Forgejo (that's the software Codeberg runs on) instance for private repos, to avoid using up space on Codeberg's servers.
Main problem is the lack of federation, leading to splintering across Codeberg/GitLab/sourcehut/self-hosted forges. I know there's Radicle, and Forgejo is working on ActivityPub integration, but it's slow-moving to get what should be inherently federated by design (git) to actually be federated. In practice you need accounts on a dozen different websites if you want to regularly contribute to foss.
Link for opting out: https://github.com/settings/copilot/features
In the "Privacy" section, set "Allow GitHub to use my data for AI model training" to "Disabled".
Illusion of choice. That setting will, totally unbeknownst to them, enable itself.
It seems to be off by default if you've already opted out of Copilot entirely. Definitely still a reminder I should set up my own git though
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As soon as Microslop got involved I pulled all my repos and left.
fun fact, if you've ever accidentally clicked the "enable" button on copilot because you're a dumbass who can't read, you get a shitton of more settings, most of which are locked to "enabled".
Even more fun fact, if you never clicked the "enable" button on Copilot, most of those settings are locked to "enabled" anyway.
yeah you just can't see them. fun!
Yes I just found that this morning. Time to seriously look at the GitHub alternatives.
Also another setting under CoPilot>Coding Agent - turn off for All Repositories - mine was set to On.
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I hear good things about Codeberg
...and they want to train the idiot machine on this dumbass' terrible self-taught python code.
i will not dispute the dumbass part but i have been programming professionally in python for 16 years. doesn't mean my code is any good, of course.
I mean if it wants some absolutely abysmal code then look no further.
Hell yeah, I hope I contributed to some bot somewhere absolutely flailing to provide a good python snippet.
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If you're still om github, you're kinda doing for it.
Got this email last night and felt validated for never uploading any code to GitHub because I don’t trust Microsoft. lol I don’t have any big coding projects, but I self-host a ForgeJo server in my mini rack at home behind a Twingate VPN.
FYI: it is not “ForgeJo”
Forgejo is derived from Esperanto where the “ejo” suffix means “place”. The J is pronounced like y is in English.
It’s “forge-ejo” not “forge-joe”
No, it's pronounced ForJayHo.
That's how I pronounce it in my head. Spanish J is pronounced with an H sound, and Spanish isn't a fake language like Esperanto.
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- Migrate code and back it up
- Set up local AI
- Have local AI "patch" your github code by converting the entire program into brainfuck (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck?wprov=sfla1)
- Merge patched version to GitHub
- Profit
Microsoft:
Fully automating supply chain attacks since (at least) 2026.
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