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[-] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 71 points 3 weeks ago

actually, according to color theory, this brownish yellow is reminiscent of precious metals, like gold or brass, which symbolize wealth and prosperity

(context for those who need it)

[-] huppakee@piefed.social 47 points 3 weeks ago

actually, according to colour theory, context matters.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago

Welp, precious metal looks like you having the worst diarrhea and the toilet leaking.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

with respect, worst runs clear

i swear i was like a leaky goddamned firehose

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

As you were, I am, and may we all shall be

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Piss puddle rug aside, what's great about this is the small hand wash sink. So many designers just put the toilet in a closet without a sink.

Also, also guys, just sit down to pee if you're not at a urinal. No one is watching you, no one will make fun of you.

[-] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Sometimes I'm too lazy to sit down though.

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 33 points 3 weeks ago

Sitting down is like the second laziest thing you can do.

[-] Atropos@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, that's why I lie down to pee

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

when your buttholes are blasting so hard you're making a puddle that color why are you standing? I mean this loses its joy after the first year

[-] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 6 points 3 weeks ago

The toilet in an isolated room is good, though. Keep all those poo particles more contained.

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Sometimes it is easier to drain the whole bladder standing up.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

You should get your prostate checked.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 3 weeks ago

Some people already know they have an enlarged prostate.

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Cupboard above the loo too

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

and you get to rest your legs. who wants to be standing all day

[-] agavaa@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

Why would you want a piss rug in the first place?

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

So you can't see the real piss on the floor.

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[-] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

it was probably white when they bought it

[-] jrwperformance@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

The piss puddle edition floor mat!

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Pretty sure one of The Sims games has that.

[-] Nomad@infosec.pub 4 points 3 weeks ago

That rug used to be white you know...

[-] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

The designer bought a white rug, the customer bough cheap takeout.

[-] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 weeks ago

Ah yes, a pissmat - a pissmat.

[-] wuffah@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

$25k bathroom, $15 rug:

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago

Rug looks like crap, totally does not tie the room together.

[-] MohamedMoney@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

Donny, you’re out of your element

[-] IronBird@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

i am the walrus

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Oh gawd. The claustrophobia. C'mon, that's a serious medical condition. Architect really needs to runny over the floor plans again. Accidents can happen in such a smell sq. ft. area. That's dire- yeah... dire straights of a design choice so it's not gonna blow-over with the user.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

i mean if you need a hand rail but don't need a wheelchair that's just the right width tho. just gotta put in a mirror along one entire long wall upper half to open it up

[-] waigl@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Is this about that throw-rug that looks like a toilet overflow? Or about the fact that the shower and toilet seem to be in the same place?

[-] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

there's no shower. the hose thing is for cleaning your ass, like a bidet, if that's what you're referring to

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

How can you guarantee that all that water ends up in the toilet? Plus there's no drain in the room. And there's a fucking shag rug that'll get soaked with poo water

[-] waigl@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

And there’s a fucking shag rug that’ll get soaked with poo water

At least then it'll be what it looks like.

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 8 points 3 weeks ago

Plot twist: It's actually a white rug.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Same way that you usually guarantee that all the poop and pee ends up in the toilet

[-] MolochHorridus@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

The shower is not the problem here.

[-] waigl@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago
[-] SpacePanda@mander.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yummmmm space noodles.

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Sims-ass bathroom

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