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Chris has not seen a 32 month old toddler in his life.
Am I the only one who thought Kris was a lady uptil now? Maybe I was just projecting because I liked the cutesier style of these ones lol
As a proud owner of a 23 month old toddler, I can confirm that even my specimen is larger than that, and I could not dream to achieve that kind of velocity.
Pff, doesn't even use SI units.
She had it coming. If you use months after 1 year, prepare to get slammed.
The normal age to stop using months is 2 years.
That's because there's a massive difference between a 12, 18, and 24 months old. It makes sense to have and use different references to separate them.
No metric units? No regret.
Month's what?
She said she likes math not grammar!
Months*
NOT LIKE THAT
Oh man, that caught me so offguard it made me do one of those sudden "neighbor jumpscare" type cackling laughs I'm sure was heard next door lol
A baby leaves Seattle going east at 18km/s another baby leaves New York going west at 34km/s, how long before each baby clears the heliopause. Please show your workings out.
Child services:
Mph: the child crashes on Mars
That is speed
How would you frame a sentence here for velocity then?
Velocity is speed and direction. So "16.4 mph north" is sufficient.
So "16.4 mph north" is sufficient.
No, it's not. "North" is a two dimensional direction on the surface of the earth. But we live, and can throw babies, in three dimension. Therefore you need to specify the inclination as well. "56 furlongs per minute, north, 0.3 radians" would suffice.
The surface of the Earth is 3d object, thus moving North is a 3d vector which modifies the baby's velocity relative to the Earth's center of gravity as it curves the movement of the baby flying through the air.
The problem is that there are an infinite number of directions that are going north. Going north parallell to the ground is not the same direction as an upwards or downwards path. You can have any inclination between (-pi/2, pi/2) and still be going north. If you don't specify the inclination, it is likely to be assumed to be zero, i.e. the baby is moving parallell to the earths normal plane, but it's it is uncertain. That's why you need two vectors in 3d space.
this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2026
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