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Give the thieves a break
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I just heard about it from Garron. "Fuck you Nestle!"
Theres a kit kat cereal!? I would expect the worst, but absolutely would try it.
I've tried it in my country and it tasted awful
Could be worse... Thieves could've swapped them with the American puke flavored ones.
nestle has the blood of a million babies in it's ingredients. Fuck nestle.
At least ours aren't made by Nestle.
Hang on.
America has non-nestle, puke flavoured kit-kats?
Yup. They're manufactured by Hershey's in the US, and Hershey's is notorious for using butyric acid in the production of its chocolate, which, yeah, is one of the compounds found in puke. If you grow up eating Hershey's chocolate you don't really notice it though.
sigh At least steal better chocolate.
I don't think there's better company to steal from than nestle
Unrelated, I have 11 and a half tons of kit kats I need to sell quickly.
Bars or cereal?
If they do it multiple times it will be cereal and if they get caught there will be bars.
Fuck yeah, fuck Nestle, free chocolate!
"In Europe"?
Another article I read earlier (I'll have to find the link) said Poland, and something about a missing shipment.
That sounds more sensible.
Send this to Brandon and Dan for their food heist podcast
Is the US, KitKat is made by Hershey, so not sure if the Nestle version sold in Europe is any better. The US version just tastes like “number going up”. That’s the best description for how a lot of American food tastes. It’s so sweet that it makes my throat and tongue go numb, which mostly drowns out the chemical aftertaste, but not quite.
No time like the present to take a swipe at a “lot of American food” eh?
No, a “lot” of our food doesn’t taste like barf. Just cheap chocolate, of which we do have far too much.
this post was submitted on 30 Mar 2026
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