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[-] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 9 points 2 weeks ago

Please don't do drugs in the shower.

Not drugs..... But literally speaking, the news channels are showing just any kind of BS........

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

The aneurysm whispers secret truths that only you can hear.

What aneurysm ??

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

-w! This shower thought stinks like a waffle stomp.

Brother, are you aware that Pentagon has already declared to declassify the UFO records that have been under collection ??

[-] TheWeirdestCunt@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

UFO doesn't mean alien. A bird is a UFO if you can't identify it.

Sure thing...... The Pentagon's been researching on birds now.......

And that's how they get such advanced bombers.........

[-] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

I wish they would, because we all know that birds aren't real.

[-] starlinguk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Learn English and try again. Or get less high. Something like that.

[-] HeroHelck@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Damn, naive posadism in the wild.

What does that word mean ??

[-] HeroHelck@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Quick informal tldr. Posadas was a marxist theorist who believed that any sufficently advanced life would be socialist as pre-condition to achieving interstellar travel. Therefore, its in the best interest of socialists on earth to attempt to make contact or force them intervene, up to and including starting a nuclear war.

Not entirely doing it justice, so to any real Posadists, dont pillory me.

[-] FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website 2 points 2 weeks ago

We're not interested. Yet.

  • Aliens
[-] Archer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Can’t get negative karma post filtering fast enough on Voyager

this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2026
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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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