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Anon dips
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chopsticks. you need chopsticks
And coronary occlusion emergency surgery. Sooner or later.
Why not fork?
too much work to maintain a git
A spoon seems the right choice considering how much sauce they want
they really are the greatest utensil. I'd always wanted to scoop noodles directly into my mouth with my hands, but it was so unhygenic and I'd frequently get burned!
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I never really understood the fascination with ranch that some people have.
I was sitting in a Walmart parking lot in rural Iowa many years ago waiting for my inlaws to finish shopping. An older couple, probably early 60s, starts unloading their groceries into the station wagon next to me. The woman grabs a bottle of ranch from one of the bags, takes a long swig, screws the lid back on, tosses it into the trunk, and continues unloading the cart.
It was the most American thing I've seen outside of a jail cell.
Ranch it up bro!
As a Californian this is why the fly over states disgust me. At least when I'm weird with food it at least has two primary ingredients, like the nacho dog which is basically just taking a hot dog and dipping it in nacho sauce.
Ranch is gross tbh
I've found that basically all commercial ranch (hidden valley) is mostly just soybean oil and doesn't taste like shit.
A local pizza joint to me has custom made ranch that is unironically amazing. YMMV.
Homemade ranch (or at least, mixed up on site for restaurants) can be really good. There’s a bar near me that serves a great ranch with their buffalo wings. The thick, globby stuff in the bottles never lives up to expectations.
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Diplet detected.
Ranch is merely the primer for the second coating of whichever sauce you prefer.
I never understood the fascination with becoming as fat as possible
some people have their lizard brains react very poorly to the amount of sugar and fat and salt that's inside modern hyper palatable food. i don't think many people necessarily want to get fat enough to be at risk for various diseases, it just happens to them. and there are also people more at risk for impulsive actions or less control over their actions, like people with adhd and autism.
a lot of the information on nutrition out there is also either pure propaganda or meant to muddy the waters, so sometimes for people who aren't very into nerding out over things it can be difficult to understand what good nutrition might be like.
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At some point you gotta admit the nuggies are only there so you're not shoving spoonfuls of ranch down your gullet
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The use of the cupcake tray for a dipping sauce tray is pretty great. Im always excited when my kitchenware has multiple purposes.
It also gives you colon cancer isn't that cool
Which dip? Surely not all of them.
ngl that picture looks unappealing af
It's shot in anons cellar where he lives, the lighting isn't great
Diplet detected
Anon is fatter than God
I can hear the struggled breathing and gasping speech patterns now.
Is eating 20 nuggets per night the reason I have this?
No eating 40 is
Remember, a thin paint will stick to a thick paint. Thanks, Bob Ross
shiii
I just throw the nuggets in a large mixing bowl. Toss in a couple tbl of Gochujang, 1 tbl toasted sesame oil a tsp of honey, some sesame seeds, 2 tsp garlic powder, green onion, thin shallot, and a nice healthy dose of kosher salt. If I'm feeling fusiony, i'll swap the salt with Sazon seasoning.
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Im a double dipper because I never share my tendies
"diplet detected"
People will pick anything to act superior about, huh
Some people are just better at being Superior than others
I mean, that's basically the entire premise of any insult on 4chan. The original days had anything be an insult simply by appending '-fag' at the end.
Weird. Since when did 4chan (or any of its lookalikes) have quotation boxes?
since always I think, you just hover over the post ID link and it inlines it (only while hovering, though)
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If your plate doesn't look like a pallet of paint after you've loaded it up, are you really living?
A scientist in his prime
This is next level science of dipping here.
Anon is so sauce-pilled that he buries th fkavour and texture of the actual nugget. He is PUNISHING himself
id say most of the time whatever you are dipping is the secondary thing, you just want to eat the dip but eating it by itself is too overwhelming.
the right ratio of salsa to nacho is 2 parts salsa 1 part nacho so
2:1 ratio (by mass)
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