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[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 30 points 5 days ago

At press time, representatives from the world’s leading economies had signaled that they would continue to heavily rely on fossil fuels until they had something more than an overwhelming scientific consensus to go on.

They've still got it!

[-] grue@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

I mean, the sarcastic tone is there, but it's literally just factual reporting.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 5 days ago

That's true. Thanks. Now I'm sad again.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago
[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 points 5 days ago

Yeah. I agree with that person. Enjoy your evening, pal

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

This is from 2014, still relevant today though.

[-] Didntdoit71@feddit.online 2 points 4 days ago

World stares, slack-jawed and confused. Asks, "Whut's dat?"

this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2026
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