Fine, ill smother my neighbours cats with love and stinky-talk when i get home. No need to insist
I love calling cats little silly dinguses and such, but in the sweet cat voice. The high pitched voice that I use to speak to kitties.
They loooove it, no matter what I'm calling them. They rub against me and I give them pets and kisses while calling them little dummy babies.
<3
I also call them best cat, smartest cat, best at being a cat! Just gotta mix it up occasionally.
I do the same with my dogs, I tell em "wanna go murder people?", "who wants to kill the most?" with the going out voice and they love it
This is going to be a really awkward moment in Lemmy history when the Packmaster murders become public record
My favorites are "Whooooose the stupidest cat in this house? You are! You are!" And "Whoooooo is a dingus? You are!"
It always ends with you are, lol
I always ask my cat
- if he's a cat, and if so, why
- why does he smell like a cat
My orange boy is beautiful and smells delightful. But he is so fucking dumb. Just the handsomest little dummy.

Look at my boy! He's a goober!
Best cat picture of 2026 🤣
my other cat tried to top it by getting very sassy and blurry

Sometimes I think my cat is smart. For instance, he's learned that if he jumps up and hangs on the handle, he can open doors. Pretty smart, yeah?
Then this morning he was yelling at me to feed him as usual, but there were ants by his food bowl. So I fed him and set his food bowl on the other side of the kitchen so I could deal with the ants. He watches me set down his bowl, walks over to where his food should be, and continues to yell as if he's never been fed.
Dude is lucky we are funding his luxurious lifestyle; he would never make it in the wild. Also quite the handsome little dummy, though.

Funny enough, our "Fuchs" is pretty much the antithesis to one-orange-braincell. But then again, he and his sister are clearly autistic.
A day doesn't pass where I'm not amazed at my orange boy's utter dumbassery. And yet his mom (Mimi) is the smartest cat. She's not orange though so it checks out
Mine smells lightly of peanut butter and rotting compost. It's not strong and you can't smell him unless you get real close. I honestly kind of like it now.
Dont be mean to catto
Neighbours cattos (who have free reign to come to my apartment through our connected balconies) frequently try to go through my trash, stare at me while im pooping, and have destroyed my couch... I think its fair to get the stinky-catto talk from time to time (with love of course, i love them so much)
Generally speaking, if your cat is stinky, your cat probably needs medical attention.
No my cat is just gassy. She takes after her pet parents I'm a fart factory
She likes to try to give you pink eye. The whole look at my butthole now smell my stink combo. We're just glad everyone here wears adequate eye pro
Edit I'm tired, word no brain come out of good
My roommate had a cat who would jump into your lap just to fart on you, then leave.
Marie was kind of a bitch.
Ah, forgot about gas issues, was just thinking fur issues. I had a sick cat recently and that's one reason I knew she was sick because she wasn't grooming properly.
Yours is hilarious and....... very cat. <3
I dunno if it says something about cat owners or just some certain people, but when I do the same thing to my dogs, "Well, look at the handsome boy. How'd you get to be so handsome, handsome boy? So brave and fluffy too!"
I call my dog a good boy sure but I also call him stinky (sometimes) and stupid (often). He's always good, sometimes stinky, and often stupid.
I call my cat handsome, smart, sweet, and only occasionally silly when he does silly things.
It says something about certain people. It has nothing to do with cat owners.
Can you remind me the name of this comics? I remember there was rather a series of them...
It's mimi by Nhim_Arts
Thanks!
I call my old boy "ugly ass cat" when I pet him.
He seems unbothered by it.
wait... which one is saying it?
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