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After getting stuck painfully throbbing up in the air for four straight hours today, the Seattle Department of Transportation admitted they had to call a doctor to get the bridge back down and working normally again.

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[-] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

They did so by inserting the largest needle on the planet into the base and draining the hydraulic fluid.

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