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Mmm hot bean juice.

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[-] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago

I think this is the first actual shower thought posted here

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's also as old as dirt

[-] TheQuietCroc@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of beans?

[-] greyhathero@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

More propaganda from big bean. We all know orchids and fruit pits ain't legumes, let alone beans

[-] jeanofthedead@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

“The best part of waking up is pits in your cup” just didn’t succeed in audience tests.

[-] Hextic@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Look we start with this and soon enough we're gonna call Pizza an "open faced sandwich" and I can't abide that.

[-] ipha@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Both pizza and open faced sandwiches are actually just toast.

[-] tj111@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Deep dish pizza...

Is a quiche. It makes so much sense now that I think of it.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Isn't a pizza just a self-important pancake?

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Pancakes are made from batter while pizza is made from dough. Rather, I would say that KFC is just deep-fried pancakes.

[-] xoggy@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

But pancake is a cake and pizza a pie.

[-] Encode1307@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

How dare you sir and/or ma'am?

[-] Misconduct@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] askmeaboutmylunch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Maybe I'm stupid (and have no clue about coffee), but what is the 3rd bean besides soy and coffee?

[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago
[-] jeanofthedead@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

It was an original thought I laughed my head off with my ex and wrote down with a pen and paper about 15 years ago. So… I guess?

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Coffee isn't made from beans, silly.

[-] RicketyHalo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

True, it's made from ground up coffee bugs!

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Close! It's Cherry pits! Valiant effort, though.

[-] xoggy@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Finally an actual r/showerthought style post and not a Lemmy meta post or TIL.

[-] nx2@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Mhmm.. soup..

[-] Aequitas55@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

But it's not juice. Nothing is being pressed or squeezed. It's a solution or a three bean broth.

Also, coffee isn't a bean. It's a cherry pit

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