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What’s Happened to the Party of Lincoln? (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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“Today’s Republicans don’t tell folksy, long-winded stories to make a wise point to their assembled Cabinet members. They give weird evasive answers to repor...

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[-] CombatWombat@feddit.online 5 points 4 days ago

I won’t post spoilers but read to the end because the turn is very fun and good.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

This is slander against Lincoln's wrestling career.

this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2026
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