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FIFA Prepares Fallout Foursome Funpack Ticket Offer For The Low Price of $15,000 (Without Parking) (www.thenutmegnews.com)
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FIFA (the international money laundering syndicate) is reportedly preparing a Fallout Foursome Funpack ticket offer for the low price of $15,000 (without parking) for one 2026 World Cup game if Nuclear war begins in Iran.

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