Drone Using AI to Target Nation’s Greatest Security Threat Blows Up White House (theneedling.com)

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In a completely tragic accident, today a drone using AI to target and take down the nation’s greatest security threat has mistakenly blown up the White House.

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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

1996 - picture of The White House exploding “OMG! That’s terrifying!”

2026 - picture of the White House exploding “OMG, finally.”

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

The aliens in “Independence Day”’were just trying to save us from ourselves

[-] 0ndead@infosec.pub 5 points 2 days ago

Don’t tease me like that

this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2026

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